Congress passes $600 checks: Here’s what you need to know.
Dec 21, 2020
Congress, in a historical decision just days before the holiday season, passes a festively themed stimulus check, proposing a $600 food stamp check to the American people, to only be spent on sugary confectionery goods and Subway™ sandwich bread in preparation for the upcoming festivities.
“The American people have had it rough this year,” Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) noted. “We need to let them eat cake.”
Nancy Pelosi liked the bill.