Yet another victim of cancel culture! Tampa Bay High School Student Lauren Triangles reports that recent events have completely upended her plans for ‘the perfect senior year.’ The freshman admits that she fell for the Florida congressman during one of his many, many, many, many random visits and girls-only photo ops that he’d made to K-12 schools all around Florida.

“They totally ruined everything!” Lauren said, between ugly sobbing. “He was gonna fly me out to DC, and we were gonna hang out with his cool friends at a warehouse on the outskirts of town, it was gonna be perfect!”

Once again, Liberals ruin everything out there. Do they have no shame?

In an exclusive interview with the Daily Wire’s own hit director Fuck Freedom Cheeseburger Man, the Truth and Free Speech Project got to pick this up and coming Spielburger’s mind about the serial, titled “Get Sick, Die”, that the Wire is releasing on its network, coming April 1st, 2021.

The drama is set in a hospital, within a Libertarian utopia where all leftist thought has been quashed down, centering on a quirky team of surgeons and their daily hijinks.

“So these doctors have lots of free time.” Fuck says, “Since there aren’t hordes of unwashed masses charging in to demand…

In a controversial display, the AZ Senator, when called upon to vote on the controversial Human Rights Act, which would prevent Wal-mart from sacrificing their elderly workers to the demon lord Baal in a vain attempt to stop the continuing downfall of the American state, chose to turn her $5000 Gucci baseball cap backwards and dab while giving a double thumbs down to indicate her disapproval of the bill. Later, on her Twitter account, Sinema posted a Notes statement, clarifying her position:

“As a normal, everyday American, I understand the struggle of being sacrificed to the Demon Lord Baal, however…

this is literally 1984 george orwell

A recent study by some government agency or some shit found that of 2,270 head injuries admitted to the ER that stemmed from these cases, 1.1% of them ended in someone dying, and therefore the other 98.9% of people who’ve slammed their heads into pavement are perfectly fine, don’t let any quack doctor tell you otherwise. If you didn’t die from something, there’s absolutely no way that it could have any negative impact on your health. …

Go fuck yourselves.

I cannot stress just how much you can go fuck yourselves. Fuck you, and fuck your feelings. You don’t want unity or healing, you only want to cover your ass because your guy is a loser this time around. Suck it up, learn to be less obnoxious, get a political ideology that isn’t garbage, and maybe I’ll consider being nice to you again. Until that day comes, go fuck yourselves, and enjoy reaping what you’ve sown for the past twenty years.

Protestors storm the streets of New York City, furious at the death of presumed innocent Daniel McDanielson (pictured below) whose gruesome death at the hands of the New York Police Department was captured by at least 30 onlookers, three cameras from inside the mall the incident took place, and the missing bodycams of the eight police officers involved, wherein Daniel was grabbed while leaving the Banana Republic, beaten to death, drugged with NYPD Chief Officer McKendallson’s service sedatives, then had his cavities stuffed with Officer Mikaeylah’s service timed C4 blocks, which were set to explode after the area was cleared…